Where did The Squidd learn to say "NO! No! NOOO!" with a Kiwi accent?
Believe it or not, but the word "no" is the least of our worries. The word "mine" has recently entered his vocabulary. According to him, nothing belongs to us anymore. It's all his.
I have absolutely NO idea what you are talking about.
ReplyDeleteAll Hail Squiddimus Prime, Supreme Overlord to the Giants Wordy and Sporty Spice (and soon the world)!
ReplyDeleteI congratulate you on your bold attempts to acquire more territory and material goods in your glorious name.
Remember the immortal words of TMBG in Ana Ng, "I don't want the world. I just want YOUR half."
Sincerely,
Your humble and subservient lackey...
I guess no one told you about the Toddler Laws of Property. #10 is my favorite.
ReplyDelete1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks like mine, it is mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours. No, wait...all the pieces are mine.
I'd like an audio file of the kiwi accented "nooo", please.
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